Jul 31, 2023
Title: Jerry Martin: Canada’s Answer to "Breaking Bad" Meets "Trailer Park Boys"
In a world where Canada is mostly known for its polite citizens, universal healthcare, and an inexplicable obsession with hockey, one man dared to ask, "What if we just sold drugs openly on the street?" Meet Jerry Martin, a true North,...
Jul 23, 2023
Blog Title: YNW Melly: When "Murder on My Mind" Becomes Murder in Real Life
Welcome, degenerate readers, to another episode of "What in the Hell Were They Thinking?" featuring none other than YNW Melly. Yes, the same Melly who decided to play Call of Duty on IRL mode with his so-called friends. Because when you’re...
Jul 17, 2023
Mummies: Ancient Cure-All or the Original Soylent Green?
Ah, the good old days. A time when the most reliable way to treat whatever ailed you—be it a headache, a bad case of the runs, or even an existential crisis—was to nibble on a bit of dried-up ancient corpse. Yes, folks, there was once a time when the...
Jul 10, 2023
Sandy bathrooms, pet squirrels in cages, and Mike Posner holding an iguana. The things we've seen in the houses we visit just so we can play...
Jul 3, 2023
Hiroo Onoda: The Last Man Standing—Because He Refused to Sit Down
Hiroo Onoda wasn’t just the guy who didn’t get the memo—he’s the guy who didn’t get the memo, the telegram, the smoke signal, or the blaringly obvious signs that the entire world had moved on. And I’m not talking about your uncle who still...